hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
I wanna read this book but I don’t wanna wait another 3 years for new material from my favorite author :c #thestuggle
drarna: “i’m okay with gay people but i don’t think bisexuality is a real thing”
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
anglosexual: imaslytherinbitch: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. this sounds like a really classy rap
camiekahle: doctorpsycho: gurotesquegirl: LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE we’ve just figured out what’s wrong with Tumblr
sirashtonirwin: deadfelinesociety: there is nothing romantic about not knowing you’re beautiful loving someone until they learn to love themselves please stop romanticizing low self esteem. it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait. #hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER
josephicus: genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls You’re my aww skeet skeet, motherfucker
slythermint: when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said, “son when—”
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
in a great mood
I think Keith Hernandez summed it up best when, after Rice’s wild pitch, he...– Matthew Cerrone, Final Score: Cardinals 4 Mets 2 - Metsblog (via sportsnetny)
nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
lumos5000: this-is-sams-lost-shoe: There are only two gifs you need to survive on tumblr: and
How rape trials should go:
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.